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Merry Freaking Materialism!



So the holidays are six days away ... perfect time to reflect on who you are buying these fabulous things for. From Chuck Bass to your Alo Hoe, &tost has got you covered, whether it's a stocking stuffer or half your paycheck. Merry freaking materialism, babies.


  1. Chuck Bass Season One


He’s a sleaze bag who never leaves the house without hair gel. He shows up in his limo but surprises us with his unique choice of coat. The colors of his wardrobe can only compare to the colors of his pillbox. 



  1. The Little Ones


    We might be 21, but we’ve all dreamed of shopping for our babies. The cute knits, the little coats, the Mary Janes. Come on!!!!! Indulge with us…




  1. Nepo Baby Creative Director


    She lives on the LES and act like it’s pre-gentrified Bushwick, even though she grew up on 75th and Madison. She freelance “creative directs,” which really means she is a personality hire with good style. We love her and her 12.5k following with all of our hearts.




  1. Gym Bro, Alo Hoe


    Does this one even need a description? Pilates at 8:00, smoothies at 10:00, infrared sauna at 2:00.



  1. Oui, Oui, Weed


    Now that it’s officially legal and so are we, we have full grounds to point you in the right direction when it comes to marijuana. The devil’s lettuce, gonja, weed, pot, mary jane, reefer, dope, skunk, doobie, or whatever you prefer to call it, we have got you covered to have your hot stoner friend puffing in style.


  1. Thought Daughter


    We have all heard of thot daughter, but what about the girls who like to turn in early, cozy up with a book, and then wake up the next morning to write in her dream journal? We DON’T judge, but we also want to make sure everyone is included, even if they prioritize introspection over hedonism.


    Cake Puzzle

    2025 Planner

    Dream Journal

    Didion and Babitz

    Boii Studios Pants

    Mujii Pens

    Hot Water Bottle

    Coloring Book

    Slippers


  2. Yes, Chef!


    For the Martha Stuart, or better yet, Ina Gardner in the making. These are gifts for you as much as they are for the chef in your life, as you can curl up in their kitchen and reap the benefits.



  1. Nara Smith Hates To See You Coming


    Know anyone who just moved to a cottage (mansion) in the country (Fairfield Ct)? Well here is everything they will need in order to have none other than Nara clutching her pearls.


    White Pleated Apron

    White Nightgown

    Primerose Collar Day Dress

    Wooden Fan

    Floral Candle Holder

    Floral Painted Candles

    Garden Shoes

    Red Bonnett

    Woven Basket

    Custom Claw Clip

    Blue Hairbrush

    Rose Barrett


  1. If You Happen to Know Anyone Named Lila King or Margo Morris

Santa, can you hear us? Can you Venmo us 10k???




Happy shopping!!!!


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